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Category: 2024 Blog Posts

Kkkkhhhaaaa!

Posted on September 16, 2025September 22, 2025 by HL Contreras

I am great at terrifying my husband, Nik. Well, not great, but not bad considering I don’t usually intend to. Except for that time when Zoe and I painted a fake snake and hid it in the garage under his toolbox – that was hysterical. And on purpose. But I unintentionally scared him several weeks ago. You see,…

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Wopxican

Posted on September 16, 2025September 22, 2025 by HL Contreras

I grew up with a Hispanic last name. My dad is Mexican and my mom is Italian-German. My dad endearingly coined the term “wopxicans” to refer to me and my sisters. He speaks Spanish fluently and my mom said she knew enough to get into trouble and just enough to get out of trouble. They…

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Intrusive Dreams

Posted on September 16, 2025September 22, 2025 by HL Contreras

Have you ever had those horrible – sometimes recurring – dreams where you feel stuck? I have three very specific ones that have happened enough times to where I feel comfortable saying I hate them. The first one is that I’m running, usually along a dirt road, but I keep falling down. Each time I…

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  • Terrified
    I wrote another post announcing our brand new Quirky Squirrel Shop, but it didn’t seem quite right. Then I realized that it didn’t match the tone of my blog at all. My blog entries are...
  • Stay Kooky. Shop Quirky!
    Welcome to the Quirky Squirrel Shop! If you enjoy my sense of humor and want to bring a touch of quirkiness home with you, I invite you to browse the products of my latest endeavor....
  • The Plush Bunny
    Every so often I will get the urge to do something creative. Honestly, it comes and goes in waves. Recently a friend of mine was expecting and I wanted to get her something special along...
  • Spartans for a Day
    We are a gym family, although anyone who knew me when I was younger probably wouldn’t believe that. Nik and I go to the gym daily. Our daughter, Zoe, has been coming with us on...
  • Mini Me
    I have created a monster. Shockingly, she’s very much a “mini me.” Good one, Karma. Sometimes she is much more sweet…other times, she exudes a bit more wit and sass. To be fair, she comes...
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